Friday, December 2, 2011

One Haiku to Rule them All

By Haiku masters Rebecca Southern and David Tobia



Oh sing to me Ed

And through me tell the story

Of all we have learned


Many twists and turns

Brought Odysseus back home.

Many suitors died


Kittens also died

Thanks to a preposition

Ending a sentence


Trimble says it’s fine

But Ed says no way José

I agree with Ed


He wants us to try

A one-sentence paragraph

We are now writers


Trimble is sassy

Victor Frankenstein is cray

Obsessed with progress


He made a monster

The thing was really ugly
He did not notice


Then it came to life

Got lots and lots of knowledge

And killed many people


Victor even knew

Who killed little William

Without any proof


Searching for friendship

But judged by exterior

Made him turn evil


Knowledge comes from trees

God says, “Guys, please don’t eat that”

Eve screwed that one up


Tempted by a snake

She took the apple and bit

Crunch, crunch, damnation


Made them free to fall

Justify the ways of God

To men, we will see


Invoking a muse

Because humans are fallen

Blinded, Milton wrote.


Desire blinded Eve

Oedipus blinds Oedipus

Edmund blinds Gloucester


Oedipus the King

He solved the sphinx’s riddle

But it did not help


Blindness is knowledge

At least for Tiresias

He sees with no eyes


Blindness is not bad

Just a matter of perspective

See what I did there?


With its cunning eyes

Shakespeare’s sonnet 24

Fails the find the truth


Can Eliza hide?

Her past of flower selling?

Or her dirt and grime


Simply phonetics

And the science of speech too

Higgins plays a game


Molding her to be.

Pickering treats her

As a human being


Romance in five acts

Higgins taught Eliza words

But can she use them?


Shaw created play

Higgins created Liza

Both want to control


But can they do it?

What is the relationship,

Maker to product?


Fermat’s last theorem

Lord Byron in the game book

Thermodynamics


The chaos theory

A rabbit population

Thomasina’s work


Hannah discovers

Valentine understands it

Bernard gets it wrong


Plautus and Lightening

Septimus is a hermit

In Croom’s Sidley Park


The Maid of Turkey

And the Couch of Eros too,

Chater a liar


Detective Story

In Arcadia Ego

Written on the tombs.

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